Saturday, February 14, 2009

Lubricants – no, not that sort!


Now and again, you find a product you think is worthy of a gratuitous plug ,and this is one of them.

I’m talking about Rock N’ Roll lubrication, and I’m about to “sing its praises”.

This stuff is the bee’s knees on your drive-chain, and here’s a few of my observations why it’s a crash-hot product ….

Rock N’ Roll provides a protective covering, as opposed to sticking to the chain like that normal ‘thick’ oil we were raised-on as kids. It magically leaves a waxy residue on ones drive-chain.

It cleans, as well as lubes = self cleaner = no more messy cleaning jobs doing those chains, when you have more important things to do with your life – like surf for porn on the internet.

It has great stick-ability and in my experience R & R works in rain, mud, hail & snow (yes, snow, would I lie to you?)

It’s especially fab in dusty conditions.

It’s also cheap, remember to shake before applying, and read the instructions.

Oh yeah, before I forget - go for the blue bottle labelled ‘Extreme’ and make sure you take-off the top of the shop receipt, leaving just the ‘interesting information’ to remain ( 1 x Bottle of ‘Extreme Lubrication’ , $15) & place the receipt strategically on your bedside cabinet – where it can be found!

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